Thursday, March 01, 2007

desks.

so you go into your lecture theatre, all geared up and ready for a new, exciting lecture on a given subject.
you find a seat, put your bag down, get your paper/pens out... and go to put the desk up.
but oh, how awkward, its attached to the next seat!!
you awkwardly grab at the often slippery desk, trying to make it obvious to the person sitting on the other side of you that, in fact, you're not trying to grope their ass, and manage to put it up.

THEN there's the issue of wrist damage, from them not being deep enough.
something i've discovered in engineering south - you can't even put your paper over the end of the table, because someone's head is there. not such a problem in napier [nor physics i don't think...] so you have your wrist at a funny angle, trying to write on your page, which is often filled with illegible scribbles. your wrist starts aching, but there's not much you can do about it.

then, just when you think all your desk dramas are over, the END of the lecture arrives. this is possibly the most awkward part, particularly in the physics building. the desk insists on swinging into your neighbour's leg, and there is absolutely NO way to escape it. many embarrassed 'sorry!'s later, you emerge into the sunlight to scurry off to your next location, or to be a uni bum.

in conclusion:
desks are out to get us; our wrists, our dignity, and our legs.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha i just found this site, how amusing! The other issue with those desks is how u put ur legs... sitting with them bent in front of you is not comfortable for a whole hour, yet when u try to cross them, u risk either putting ur feet in the person next to you's private space, or u lift the desk up slightly with ur thighs, thus making it very difficult to write properly.

1/3/07 10:34 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you think that's bad? In geo on wednesday, the girl behind me accidentally hit me in the back with the table thingy, and as i turned around i accidentally elbowed her in the face! ...slightly painful times :p

Don't forget to be on the lookout for "the malicious creature out there who is testing our community sustainability, deliberately having manufactured information circulated across the GEST1002 folks." [this is a direct quote from an email that my geo lecturer sent to all the geo students]

2/3/07 2:41 pm  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

...worse still if you're left handed apparently :S

4/3/07 6:17 pm  
Blogger Lib said...

hey how do you join? i'll write a blog on here if you want...

i'll wait til after the 19th tho. NO PROCRASTINATION FOR ME.

i think the computer counts an an inanimate object. it is currently destroying my study.

11/6/07 1:27 pm  
Blogger velocity said...

HI

3/3/08 3:59 am  
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