Sunday, July 23, 2006

hello all! welcome to my first post, against this newfounded attack of schemiforous and subtle 'objects' which in reality, are really out to get nice, honest friendly people like ourselves.

i have a new addition for you to all be cautious of. something that you have probably never considered, but alas, its there, waiting to get YOU.

CAR HEADLIGHTS. would you beleive it? if someone had stopped me in the street and warned me of the woes of such seemingly useful and nice things, i would have scoffed at them, and called them a loony. but no longer.

it seems that my right lowbeam headlight bulb is merely PRETENDING to be dead. how do i know this? becuase if you remove the little critter (with great caution of course) and inspect (not for the feint of heart) you can see the filament is still fully intact. i simple measure to ensure the object is not thrown away, removing all potential of attack (a form of simple camoflague if you will). upon returning the globe, and rattling it around, it works, but not for long...
so BE WARNED! they are OUT TO GET YOU.

if you're mean, get a mechanic to do it for you, or if you're not, ... get a sibling to


untill next time!

5 Comments:

Blogger CJ said...

nice post andre :P damn headlights

24/7/06 10:09 am  
Blogger sez said...

damn headlights inDEED. they should be... i was about to say shot but maybe not then they DEFINATELY wouldnt work.. :P

25/7/06 10:48 am  
Blogger sez said...

OH, and welcome to the two new contributers to PAIOC - andre & ling na *applauds*

25/7/06 10:48 am  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

*Joins Applause* What devious car headlights, who'd have thought it?

25/7/06 9:15 pm  
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