A Warm Word of Welcome...

Welcome; friends, members of PAIOC, potential members of PAIOC, enemies, Bob the Milkman, and Inanimate Objects.

You may be wondering what the purpose of this seemingly useless club is? Well, first, let us spend some time with our friend, The Dictionary.
Protection: defend from trouble, harm, or loss
Against: in opposition or contrast to
Inanimate: not living
Object: physical thing
Club: association of people with common interests, thick stick used as a weapon.

By these defenitions, we can now put a defenition, or at least a temporary one, to PAIOC. PAIOC is an association of people who defend in opposition to, with thick sticks, not living, physical things.

By this token, it should be obvious that we are against inanimate objects. Well, what have they ever done to us? you exclaim! For more information on such things, please visit Elizabeth's blog.

Important matters such as these will, at a later date, be posted, but, for now, please understand that this website is under construction. In the future, we hope to have an 'inanimate object to watch out for this month' in the sidebar, profiling a particularly dangerous IO for a specific month. Also there are plans to have a members list, and possibly even a mailing list, reminding you to come and check this blog regularly, as IO's will stop at nothing to get you. If you would like to be a member, please comment on this post. Even if you have volunteered in the past, please do so again, as a list was not compiled before.

Thankyou
and beware! they are watching you, always thinking up new and destructive ways to get you!